One advertisement in the classifieds is getting a LOT of applicants this year - looks like times are hard all over...
---------- Wanted for short term employment ----------
* An individual with the ability and temperament to deliver and HIDE millions of colored eggs in ONE night.* Must enjoy working outside in all types of weather.
* Must be able to carry heavy loads to include boiled eggs, various chocolate forms wrapped in foil, jelly beans, and various assorted tooth-rotting candies and useless toys.
* Must be willing to perform all work quietly, effectively, and without direct feedback or praise.
* Optional qualifications that may increase your suitability for this position - Cuteness, fuzziness, pink nose, long floppy ears.
* Good pay with NO benefits (unless you include socializing with Santa and the Tooth Fairy)
Will the REAL Easter Bunny please stand up?
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I hope your Christmas was wonderful. Ours certainly was. Thank you Lord. Happy New Year! I wish for you a blessed 2009.
Hugs!
Kat
Happy New Year, Robin! Did you draw those? They are FABULOUS! But I think the REAL Easter Bunny is equipped with rocket boosters....
Renee:)
LOL! Easter already?
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